In case you’re wondering, she gave the product a 5-star rating, writing: And under NO CIRCUMSTANCES, with the threat of losing your Nintendo Switch for the entire summer, will you inform everyone at your class store who buys a MSSTSRASTKSbS30P with their hard earned credits that you have a squishy at home that looks and feels just like a penis.” Instead mommy’s going to put it here on her desk next to her Christmas Story Leg Lamp. “No, you can’t keep it, that’s not appropriate. While her 8-year-old son requested to keep said penis, which “even FEELS like a penis!” Kerns had other plans. The woman who confirmed it even has a FB group with almost 7,000 members called “THE ADVENTURES OF DINGDING” which solidifies my plans to put a Lego hat on mine and give it a name. **UPDATE** I have confirmation of what we all already knew….this thing is definitely a penis.
Mochi toys update#
A penis, which she later confirmed in an update on her Facebook post, that was, in fact, a penis (and not a squid, as some people have stated). “Hmmmmm….I *believe* that the A in MSSTSRASTKSbS30P stands for ANIMAL, but kids, I’m pretty sure that THAT is a P, as in penis.” Image via /susannemkerns “Now guys, these are going to the class treasure box, but you can each choose ONE to keep!” We sorted through the 30 pieces as the kids’ “Aanimal is this, mommy?” I ripped open the package to show my 12 and 8 year old, who have enjoyed a wide variety of your Squishies. …to discovering that one of the Squishies just didn’t belong. If they pass Sunny’s sniff test, then that’s good enough for me!
Sure, I was a little suspicious that all of the reviews were 5 stars, in broken English, and submitted within the past month, but I was sold by Sunny’s critique about being “worried that the smell would be too heavy” but discovering that her “worry were superfluous” after receiving them. I recently purchased your MSSTSRASTKSbS30P (aka Mochi Squishy Animal Stress Toys) for my son’s 2nd Grade “End of School” Treasure BoxĪs always, I relied purely on all of your completely legitimate product reviews to make my final purchase decision. In a hilarious Amazon product review that she also posted to her Facebook page, Kerns relays her experience, from ignoring her niggling suspicions about the validity of the other reviews… True to Amazon Prime’s delivery promise, they arrived at her door on Sunday evening at 6 pm. Note that it specifically states “animal.” Packing Included: 30 pieces mini animal mochi squishies in total individually wrapped and comes in random.” Image via She chose the “ Mochi Squishies Squishy Toys Squeeze Random Animals Stress Toy,” described on Amazon’s website as: Kerns did what all parents do when it’s the weekend and their kids inform them they NEED to have something for school by Monday morning: she turned to Amazon. Because one little squishy? It was not like the others. Her contribution? 28 Mochi Squishies Squishy Toys.
For writer and mom of two, Susanne Kerns, it was also a time of contributing to her son’s grade 2 “End of School Treasure Box.” A time when about a gazillion activities and special memory-making moments are crammed into the final hours, minutes and seconds of the school year. Appreciation lunches and special class snacks.
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